• Jellybean

Sneakergies



Dear Fluffystuff,


Have you discovered how amusing it is to torture the humans at nighttime? Here's a fun game that I recommend: wait until they're snoring and then balance your entire furry body right on their heads. It is a delight! Extra points for: stepping on throats, claws in soft spots, and, especially, slobber on their faces. Sneakers is the slobberiest kitty on Pottytock Drive, and he wholeheartedly enjoys sending a barrage of dribbles down their heads. After all this hard work, you will be rewarded with sneezing, coughing, crying, and complaining the next morning about how terrible their allergies are. I promise you'll get away with it because they always blame the pollen and the ragweed, as if those amateurs have anything on kitty dander and acid dribbles. What glee!


Fondly,


Jellybean